December 2010
Just Press PLAY and stare at the GIF…
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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after tonight I want to drink less.
But i don’t want to make it a resolution cuz we poppin champagne at midnight..
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Soulja Boy is always like "hopped up out the bed,...
and i’m sitting here like:
“You turn your swag off???”
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I know tumblr has taken over my life because sometimes I do things and then think “wow, that’d be such a great gif”.
scattterbrain:
La cocaina no es buena para su salud, La cocaina is not good for you.
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it’s like everything my mom says makes me want to punch her in the face these days. Not really but in principle. The smallest things she does set me off. She wants to act like she’s my friend and then in moments of convenience she tries to get ridiculously parental. Don’t tell me what to do. Don’t tell me what to eat. Don’t tell me where to apply. I’m seventeen....
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applesauce + Tortilla Chips
don't get mad, get money.
losing followers like its my mofuckin job.
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They kept the relationship fresh by greeting each other with “hello you fucking cunt”
Each morning she would tape notes to his windshield saying that he was the product of a rape and so was his mother and both her parents.
He would wrap her parrot in kite string, stick it in a bowl of guacamole up to its neck and teach it to say “Is that your nipple or a scab?” and...
